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20th Dec 03
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(No Offence meant at all - I mean, Nelly rocks big time!!!)
My best mate and I were talking and came up with this crap joke.... Q. How many Nelly Furtado's does it take to turn on a light bulb? A. None. All she wants to do is "turn off the light". See....pure rubbish. Can anyone come up with a better one???!!!
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20th Dec 03
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ahahahahaa, total bad joke, it's funny though, it's two in one! that's probably a better one out of the ones out there. The best parody I've ever heard about nelly furtado, was when she was at the juno's in 2002, and the barenaked ladies were hosting, and they found her in the crowd and started singing ILAB, and the sang it like this "i'm like a bird, I'll only fly away, I don't know where my eggs are...I dunno where my nest is..." I thought that was pretty funny. But yours is too, I can't think of any good jokes my self, I want to wait and see who can come up with something too!!!!
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20th Dec 03
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no offense taken
i actually think its kinda cute im actually surprised i havent heard it until now  |
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20th Dec 03
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come on closer
 
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Hey nelstar.. nice avatar..
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20th Dec 03
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who cares....lol
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Pull Out The People
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?Why do Germans love this album?? she asks with a laugh in a recent interview. ?I think I figured it out: It?s so cerebral." |
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20th Dec 03
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Old-skool 4 lyfe. <3
 
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I can't make out who it is - it's too pixelated, you should get it resized, maybe?
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22nd Dec 03
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Join Date: 13th Feb 02
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I fixed my avatar just for you guys! lol
yes, it's the gorgeous Michael Vartan from Alias. I think he's going out with Ms Garner now, now that she getting her divorce from Scott Foley.
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22nd Dec 03
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Rest in peace, love <3
 
Join Date: 25th Dec 02
Location: right here in her arms
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So freaking hot!!!!!
that nelly joke is the illest! so cute! lol
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