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INKY · 9th Apr 04

There was once a man, who wanted to commit suicide by ingesting poison jumping off a cliff, hanging himself and shot himself in the head all at the same time.
So he drank the poison and tired a noose around his neck.
Then jumped of the cliff.
As he reached the bottom he pulled the trigger, but missed and shot the noose instead due to the tension in the rope that jerked his body.
He then proceeded to fall in the water.
The water was so could it cause his body to go into shock and he threw up the poison.

Moral of this story is to Keep It Simple Stupid,

Nikki · 9th Apr 04

I'm sorry, but I refuse to to see how anything related to suicide could ever be considered funny + if you're saying the guy who tried to kill himself is stupid, then I'm sorry, don't take it personally cause I never thought I'd call you this, but that's insensitive

Nikki · 9th Apr 04

Ok, I left it too long to edit my post, but I retract my previous comments, I didn't meant offend you, hun, I'm jsut a bit prickly on the issue at the moment + it hit a raw nerve, so I'm sorry, out of everyone, you could never be considered insensitive, far from it, so I apologise + I hope you accept

INKY · 9th Apr 04

Well thanks, but forget it. What is said is said.

Boy_Sets_fire · 9th Apr 04

Go kiss + make up, kiddies

INKY · 10th Apr 04

This anit pre school.

Nikki · 10th Apr 04

It's not?

INKY · 10th Apr 04

If it was, I would have pussed you off the swing, and then chris will say I'm only doing that cause I like you.

Nikki · 10th Apr 04

*pulls Inks hair + runs away squealing*

INKY · 10th Apr 04

OH well, * seals Nikki's lunch and sits under tree having a ball*

9th Apr 04	#1
INKY Gold Member Join Date: 12th Feb 03 Location: Melbourne Victoria Australia Posts: 4,159	There was once a man, who wanted to commit suicide by ingesting poison jumping off a cliff, hanging himself and shot himself in the head all at the same time. So he drank the poison and tired a noose around his neck. Then jumped of the cliff. As he reached the bottom he pulled the trigger, but missed and shot the noose instead due to the tension in the rope that jerked his body. He then proceeded to fall in the water. The water was so could it cause his body to go into shock and he threw up the poison. Moral of this story is to Keep It Simple Stupid, __________________ We all know when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "U" and "Mption".

9th Apr 04	#2
Nikki Old-skool 4 lyfe. <3 Join Date: 7th Nov 02 Location: Bayside. Age: 23 Posts: 16,682	I'm sorry, but I refuse to to see how anything related to suicide could ever be considered funny + if you're saying the guy who tried to kill himself is stupid, then I'm sorry, don't take it personally cause I never thought I'd call you this, but that's insensitive __________________ Make me a mixtape that makes me yours; don't leave out Husker Du, put something on that The Cars did in 1982. It makes me yours.

9th Apr 04	#3
Nikki Old-skool 4 lyfe. <3 Join Date: 7th Nov 02 Location: Bayside. Age: 23 Posts: 16,682	Ok, I left it too long to edit my post, but I retract my previous comments, I didn't meant offend you, hun, I'm jsut a bit prickly on the issue at the moment + it hit a raw nerve, so I'm sorry, out of everyone, you could never be considered insensitive, far from it, so I apologise + I hope you accept __________________ Make me a mixtape that makes me yours; don't leave out Husker Du, put something on that The Cars did in 1982. It makes me yours.

9th Apr 04	#4
INKY Gold Member Join Date: 12th Feb 03 Location: Melbourne Victoria Australia Posts: 4,159	Well thanks, but forget it. What is said is said. __________________ We all know when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "U" and "Mption".

9th Apr 04	#5
Boy_Sets_fire Obsessed Nelly Fan Join Date: 12th Mar 04 Location: Blyth, England Posts: 126	Go kiss + make up, kiddies __________________ ~The worst way to miss someone is to stand by their side, knowing that you can't have them~

10th Apr 04	#6
INKY Gold Member Join Date: 12th Feb 03 Location: Melbourne Victoria Australia Posts: 4,159	This anit pre school. __________________ We all know when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "U" and "Mption".

10th Apr 04	#7
Nikki Old-skool 4 lyfe. <3 Join Date: 7th Nov 02 Location: Bayside. Age: 23 Posts: 16,682	It's not? __________________ Make me a mixtape that makes me yours; don't leave out Husker Du, put something on that The Cars did in 1982. It makes me yours.

10th Apr 04	#9
Nikki Old-skool 4 lyfe. <3 Join Date: 7th Nov 02 Location: Bayside. Age: 23 Posts: 16,682	pulls Inks hair + runs away squealing __________________ Make me a mixtape that makes me yours; don't leave out Husker Du, put something on that The Cars did in 1982. It makes me yours.

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