Three Word Story Summaries!!

[dad-nica (Mod)]

1st Summary of the Second Part of the Three Word Story

...Nat saw a dead body.
Then she screamed and kissed it in angry because Diablo was jealous on Ian becuz Ian hooked up her best friend.
But when Nat saw really large flate whose was taking up some banana pancakes and apple cookies but she ignored it and travelled to UK and Katie with Daniel and Diablo, met her there happily, but suddently Florian came to Kat's 10-feet flat to find her and hug her but instead, he ignored her and went to a club where she (he?) came across a big table to drink a glass of orange juice and dance with nelly Furtado. He is very happy to striptease for much older men. A whale broke the ice. Leopards wanted Martini?s, Rabbits wanted bacardi`s and Elephants wanted Margaritas and went flying like a bat to the moon and back to Vietnam. And then again back to Netherlands where Lisa lives too and talks to Ersan about how they are so addicted to Zimbabwian hamsters. And also how three monkeys jumped over Lisa and then attacked dad-nica! But Ersan came and attacked Lisa, so Lisa called police to help the poor kids and cuff Daniel and slap Ersan but couldn't- Then the police arrested World_Citizen and said she murdered the the inside man. In the meantime Lisa ate a piece of cake and the hamster with some sauce that tasted like Jose_XO fried with ketchup. Then Daniel drank toilet water then started dancing around the toilet then slipped and (and) realised it was a dream. Then drank old soup and spoiled some refrigerators with ice. Lisa ate monkey-soup with a monkey who made her angry because of his ugly dress said: "Lisa, please don't eat all, you'll get fat!". Then the monkey drinks his piss and puked over then she decided to kiss monkey at the zoo but someone was seeing her so she kissed someone again and again. Then a big dog came right out the sky and then said: "Ersan! Come with me to the big dog party!". And then they took him on a dog skateboard so he was scared to fall, what happened, but it didn't hurt so much because this angel hamster was also doctor that loved icecream made from dog's tongues. Kat loved pickled mothball burgers from the Mc'Donald's, where Ronald McDonald ate monkey burgers made of wood from deep in the end of my new spatula. After that, Dad-nica moved to Holland to Lisa's treehouse where he could watch porn chinzu as pornstar together with dogs and yellow cows. Besides that, he went to LisaThadd?usDanielJanWillemistan and started filming her naked in a blue car in a g-string with brown puppets filled with raspberry and cream all over the taco's it was so very good taste. Then Dorith started some interesting dance. The chicken dance goes like this: One step left then two steps right and jump on a lisa! Then, chickens dance the Dorith Dance, that is similar to a bathtub trying to jump into a toilet and bath in PnomPenh. "Crap, I can't open my fucking ugly ass said the old hamster who was thrown at pedestrians like King Jan and sexy Lisa {that} ate a load of mediterranean bananas with mustard cake. "Tastes very good, altough those BITS cookies are nasty!" said hamster. Then Lisa eats a lot of strange oranges with Nat, who started yelling at the oranges to leave because they weren't orange, they were green. Apples with jellyfish flew around Dorith and pooped on some weird place. Lisa ran behind the door and knocked her head, she fell down and got up at 3:00 am, woke everyone up, including Daniel and Nat, who was tired becuz and evil flamingo, so nat got mad at everyone from Alaska, including, JW, the eskimo Frankie and seven went and had sex with an arctic hamster, which Nat doesn't like but then the postman came and gave Nat a small blue hamster which but off her ears, and no sounds have been heard because humanity has lost their noodle supply and their vanilla teddybear with a blue nose. Approximately 5 seconds later, a huge, scarying naked guy grabbed a yellow dildo and threw it over an orange plante and jammed in a plain car that was flying to mars inside a big peanut butter sandwich with the speed of sound an then, a pink panther ate WorldCitizen and Dad-Nica, but they didn't die because they were mutants so they used unmortal power. Just after that, they go out to the disco and dancing with banana's and blue lemons that had hat's and wore shoes: Old dutch clogs made of rice and leather but the big Jelly cookie told them they should stop....
**To be continued**

[Jan Willem]

Haha oh dear that's one big grammatical pile of trash!
I did found the only correct sentence though, and it's my favourite because of its utter and unbeatable randomness:
"A whale broke the ice."

[kat_4eva2]

i love 'he is very happy to striptease for older men'

[Lisa_nr1]

I love you Dani

I'm like.....

One of the most populair char. in the story

And ooooh lala I get called sexy

[Nat]

hihi

thank Dan

[InTheShadows]

Originally Posted by kat_4eva2

i love 'he is very happy to striptease for older men'

!!!!
ROFLZ

Why are we talking about me? j/kz haha

[kat_4eva2]

^LOL

Daniel, it must've taken you ages to write that! did you copy and paste it all?

[dad-nica (Mod)]

Originally Posted by InTheShadows

!!!!
ROFLZ

Why are we talking about me? j/kz haha

No, lol, we're talking about Florian there

Originally Posted by kat_4eva2

^LOL

Daniel, it must've taken you ages to write that! did you copy and paste it all?

Nope, wrote everything down.

[InTheShadows]

Well okay. Its nice to know im not being talked about

[dad-nica (Mod)]

Next One!

Kissing Lisa's knee because Daniel wanted to eat ketchup, But then he ate mexican sauce with some pink Monkey feet but it was raw so he gave up eating it. Instead, he bought a rabbit, that had magical powers and jelly legs with gummybears in his ears and choco sprinkles. The rabbit started to fly, but tragically fell to the ground and yelled: "Mleeh, now I lost my nose and my downstairs area and I don't wanna find it bach, however I'd like to be an apple pie with cream cheese filling and chocolate topping which ate pikachu and Nat(tatat) because they're loving it, smoking their pipe watching furbies die. In the meantime, I fell asleep and couldn't wake up, suddently she picked her nose and threw it in your face so it would smell really bad. It kinda smelled like rotten Lisa with salami and strawberry juice. Also, some green punch. But she couldn't eat it so inhaling it seemed like a pink defibrillator with huge bras that were ultimately defibrillated. Surprisingly, JW put on fourteen wooden shoes with high heals and blue diamonds made from lisa's banana that she used to please her boyfriend Bush, who's dingdong is tiny as a snails reproduction organ but so powerful it had no pubic-hair and green foreskin. Also, it fibrillated like a high power defibrillator, shaking like a girls ass in a washer becuz it was dirty. And Darnelle came out of it together with Daniel and Lisa, so did Fabio Cannavaro ever play tennis? Yes I sucked really bad 'cause I got beaten by Lisa who played Battlefield Rotterdam whilst eating doughnts. The doughnuts were freen, cuz Lisa had too much booty in the jeans he was slightly frightened by kats obsessive disorder andloosen up's obsession for elmos which jump really really high and rape him in the woods and took him by his waist and started to prepare for the big and scarying little black book which was sitting on the christmas tree which was falling down into the ground which was dying because it had syphillis and genital herpes and was sexy, so sexy that people still loved having sex with his younger brother and become really excited when he realised he was more beautiful than CHaro herselft, and not a male anymore becuz of the high radiation of calculus exams and french fries. As we know, Dora the Explorer slept with spongebob after going to buy special K, which is a video about a girl called Wingardium Leviosa that quickly killed the Lord Voldemort who also was called the sexy tranny of Hogwarts. Hagrid loved him some children full of lots of food began to laugh at dad-nica becuz he thought that dogs could talk so he told them to be very nice with cats and little black polka dots which are quite awesome and addictive. But things turned upside down because Darnelle couldnt forgive for some sort of magic spell that would kill another old lady and assault Daniel then all the white fluffy unicorns jumped around like Darnelle in the last movie he pierced through her tiny mind, which seems corrupted from the viewpoint of the living book all the BITSers had a LAN-Party in the morning after waking up he's been lying about his sexuality, he likes animals as much as orange trees and he's a lolicon in a bottle made of glass filled with booze and pimp juice with tons of pineapple icecream, so that nobody could drink it all. After the event Agnes and Darnelle called chinzu for give them some magic beans to grow really fast under the sea, where a fish would be fried with garlic and big ol' feet that would make the ocean taste (...) {?} felo and my sexflower got into bed took of clothes and started to eat his own big and old fat and brown thick and wide blue sprinkled and yellow little gummybears with a little salty soy sauce that tasted like hot and sticky chicken from KFC on the internet then he went hiking with Jared then called Felo and died becuz Felo stabbed him becuz jared fucked his big pillow and Darnelle too went to Felo and also died, then at his little black dress he stained it with fish jelly and apple sauce. Then Paris said: "Oh my then a prostitute came to me and fucked me hard without any compassion and it felt just like when I hit my head with a dil-doh and a really huge, pink hard giant ball in my pants, then she got some STDS from Felo, who had sex with Darnelle, who had got a chicken and a goat to travel to the magical garden in Paris' stomach.
{ To Be Continued }